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Triple Flush Hit's World Record

NicoleBy Nicole · 9/8/2026

No formal ruling was issued, though a ruling was very much requested. The group adjourned in good spirits, promising to do the whole thing again on Thursday. The meeting began, as these things do, with an accusation that no one was willing

Triple Flush Hit's World Record

The Chronicle Goes to Print

NicoleBy Nicole · 9/8/2026

The group adjourned in good spirits, promising to do the whole thing again on Thursday. The meeting began, as these things do, with an accusation that no one was willing to sign their name to. Witnesses agree on the hour but not on the orde

The Chronicle Goes to Print

Songs of the Week, Vol. I

EmileeBy Emilee · 9/8/2026

The meeting began, as these things do, with an accusation that no one was willing to sign their name to. Witnesses agree on the hour but not on the order of events, which is the usual state of the record. What follows is the fullest account

Songs of the Week, Vol. I

Review: The Movie We Argued About All Weekend

CourtneyBy Courtney · 9/8/2026

Witnesses agree on the hour but not on the order of events, which is the usual state of the record. What follows is the fullest account available, assembled from three text threads and one very confident memory. It should be said that every

Review: The Movie We Argued About All Weekend

Life & Style: The Backyard Upgrade That Actually Worked

SavannahBy Savannah · 9/9/2026

By the second hour the rules had been amended twice, both times to the benefit of whoever was losing. A recess was called so that snacks could be redistributed under supervision. The photograph taken at that moment shows six people laughing

Life & Style: The Backyard Upgrade That Actually Worked

Travel Desk: Three Weekend Trips Under Four Hours

AshleyBy Ashley · 9/9/2026

A recess was called so that snacks could be redistributed under supervision. The photograph taken at that moment shows six people laughing and one person reading the instructions aloud. Later there was singing, and later still there was an

Travel Desk: Three Weekend Trips Under Four Hours

Sports & Chaos: The Uno Rematch Nobody Asked For

JordanBy Jordan · 9/9/2026

The photograph taken at that moment shows six people laughing and one person reading the instructions aloud. Later there was singing, and later still there was an argument about the singing. Correspondents note that the porch light stayed o

Sports & Chaos: The Uno Rematch Nobody Asked For

Books & Letters: The Book Everyone Finished In A Weekend

EmmaBy Emma · 9/9/2026

Later there was singing, and later still there was an argument about the singing. Correspondents note that the porch light stayed on until well past a reasonable hour. No formal ruling was issued, though a ruling was very much requested. Th

Books & Letters: The Book Everyone Finished In A Weekend

Photography: Behind The Lens At Last Week’s BBQ

AaronBy Aaron · 9/9/2026

Correspondents note that the porch light stayed on until well past a reasonable hour. No formal ruling was issued, though a ruling was very much requested. The group adjourned in good spirits, promising to do the whole thing again on Thursd

Photography: Behind The Lens At Last Week’s BBQ

Music Desk: The Playlist That Got Us Through August

EmileeBy Emilee · 9/9/2026

The meeting began, as these things do, with an accusation that no one was willing to sign their name to. Witnesses agree on the hour but not on the order of events, which is the usual state of the record. What follows is the fullest account

Music Desk: The Playlist That Got Us Through August

Culture Desk: In Defense Of The Rewatch

CourtneyBy Courtney · 9/9/2026

Witnesses agree on the hour but not on the order of events, which is the usual state of the record. What follows is the fullest account available, assembled from three text threads and one very confident memory. It should be said that every

Culture Desk: In Defense Of The Rewatch

Reviews & Rants

Review: The Movie We Argued About All Weekend

Witnesses agree on the hour but not on the order of events, which is the usual state of the record. What follows is the fullest account available, assembled from three text threads and one very confident memory. It should be said that every

Courtney

Rant: The Group Chat Has Too Many Polls

What follows is the fullest account available, assembled from three text threads and one very confident memory. It should be said that everyone involved has since apologized, some of them sincerely. The kitchen table was cleared for the occ

Savannah

Review: Ashley’s New Coffee Setup, Rated Honestly

It should be said that everyone involved has since apologized, some of them sincerely. The kitchen table was cleared for the occasion, a gesture the group has learned to treat as a warning. By the second hour the rules had been amended twic

Ashley

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